Candie Evans
Nude

Born Jean Poremba, curvalicious, curvaluscious Candie Evans is breast known as one of the most prolific pornstresses of the 1980s. From her debut in Crystal Balls (1985) to Hot Crotch Coochies (1995) and everything that lies (and lays) in between, it was a rare adult video title from the era that did not feature Candie and her unwrapped sweets spreading sugar all over the screen. Despite her penchant for the erotic arts, Candie was occasionally seen outside the adult movie medium, most notably naked in the rom-com You Can’t Hurry Love (1988), and director Ed Hansen’s eye-opening Takin’ It Off series, which was an outstandingly, bra-bustingly hot and hilarious showcase for seeing Russ Meyer mamazon supreme Kitten Natividad nude (who, in addition to her racktastic roles in Russ Meyer casaba classics such as Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens and Up!, can be seen in all her super-knockered naked glory in other funbagtastic mainstream films such as Airplane!, The Lady in Red, My Tutor, The Wild Life, and Night Patrol. In Takin’ It All Off (1987), Candie Evans nude is an absolute hefty hooter highlight. Candie Evans co-stars as a shy new student at a school for strippers, where she gets hilariously “hypnotized” into shucking her duds when the theme song sounds. That’s music to Mr. Skin’s ears . . . and eyes! After retiring from the blue-screen skin biz Candie settled in Florida with her husband and two children, but her video legacy is immoral, erm . . . immortal.